Mechaminds

Play With your minds, ...

Produk Ponari

Ternyata Sekarang Batunya PONARI dah ada bentuk lebih praktis lage lho .... Jadi gak perlu Ke Jombang segala, .... Ne Produk udah ada di Minimarket2 terdekat .. CEKITROOOT ..





PRODUK BATU CELUP PONARI, ... rasanya gimana ya???






PONARI SWEAT .... !!!!!! kira2 bayaar loyalty gak ya ama Poca*i Swe*at yang asli???




PONARI SWEAT UDAH MERAMBAH PASARAN LUAR NEGRI LHO ......
bule aja dah nyobain







AMPE2 dah masuk jadi SPONSOR Film Hoolywood segala sob ..... ]
WEH WEH ...

Soal ngakak

DIjamin Ngakak , .... ni pasti kerjaan manusia yang kurang Kasih sayang waktu kecilnya, bayangin aja SOB. Masak Soal buat anak SD begini ...




Cheat gta







Cheat
Effect
SQUARE, L2, R1, TRIANGLE, UP, SQUARE, L2, UP, X Never become hungry
X X Down R2 L2 O R1 O Square Peds become asian dudes with Katana's. Mostly black cars and motorcycles patrol the streets.
Square, R2, Down, Down, Left, Down, Left, Left, L2, X Cars Float Away When Hit
Right, L2, L2, Down, L2, Up, Up, L2, R2 Prostitutes pay you instead of you paying them
Circle, Right, Circle, Right, Left, Square, X Down Gives you an automatic six star wanted level
SQUARE, RIGHT, SQUARE, SQUARE, L2, X, TRIANGLE, X, TRIANGLE Attracts Prostitutes with Sex Toys/Gimp Suit
Down, R2, Down, R1, L2, Left, R1, L1, Left, Right Unlock Romero
Circle, R1, Circle, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Unlock Trashmaster
L2, Up, R1, R1, Left, R1, R1, R2, Right, Down No citizens or cops, only gang members having gun fights
L1 L1 R1 R1 L2 L1 R2 Down Left Up Turns All Vehicles Into Country Vehicles
R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up Weapons 1
R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left Weapons 2
R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down Lower Wanted Level
R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left Raise Wanted Level
R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up $250,000, full health and armor (also repairs cars if you are in one)
R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left , Down, Down, Down Weapons 3
R2, R1, X, Triangle, X, Triangle, Up, Down Pedestrians have weapons
Down, Left, Up, Left, X, R2, R1, L2, L1 Pedestrian Riot (cannot be turned off)
Down, Up, Up, Up, X, R2, R1, L2, L2 Pedestrian Attack (cannot be turned off)
Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle Spawn A Rhino
Circle, L2, Up, R1, Left, X, R1, L1, Left, Circle Black Traffic
Up, Right, Right, L1, Right, Up, Square, L2 Spawn Rancher
Triangle, Up, Right, Down, L2, L1, Square Faster Gameplay
R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, Square, Triangle, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1 Destroy Cars
Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2 Cars on Water
Circle, Circle, L1, Square, L1, Square, Square, Square, L1, Triangle, O, Triangle Faster Clock
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Overcast
R2, Circle, R1, L2, Left R1, L1, R2, L2 Aggressive Traffic
Triangle, Up, Right, Down, Square, R2, R1 Slower Gameplay
R2, Up, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Spawn a Stretch
Down, R1, Circle, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, Left, Left Spawn Bloodring Banger
Circle, L1, Up, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, Circle, X Spawn Caddy
Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 Spawn Faster Cars
Circle, L1, Down, L2, Left, X, R1, L1, Right, Circle Pink Traffic
Right, L2, Down, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, L2, L1 Commit Suicide
R2, Circle, Up, L1, Right, R1, Right, Up, Square, Triangle Flying Boats
Triangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1 Insane Handling
Triangle, L1, Triangle, R2, Square, L1, L1 All Vehicles Invisible (Except Motorcycles)
Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 All Traffic Lights Stay Green
R2, L1, Circle, Right, L1, R1, Right, Up, circle, R2 Spawn Hotring Racer #2
R1, circle, R2, Right, L1, L2, X (2), Square, R1 Spawn Hotring Racer #1
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Morning
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Circle Storm
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Triangle Night
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X Fog
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Down Noon
CIRCLE, RIGHT, CIRCLE, RIGHT, LEFT, SQUARE, TRIANGLE, UP Locks wanted level at however many stars you have. They will NEVER increase or decrease, not even with bribes/cheats. Still get attacked in impound.
Triangle, Up ,Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Down Max Fat
Triangle, Up ,Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Right Skinny
Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, Up, Down, Left, Right Jetpack
Up, Up, Triangle, Triangle, Up, Up, Left, Right, Square, R2, R2 Jump 10 times higher
Left, Left, Down, Down, Up, Up, Square, Circle, Triangle, R1, R2 Spawns Quadbike
Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L1, Down, Up Spawns Hydra
Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L2, Down, Down Spawns Vortex
L1, L2, L2, Up, Down, Down, Up, R1, R2, R2 Any vehicle you punch this in, can blow up anything like a tank.
Triangle, Square, Circle, Circle, Square, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, L2, R1, R2. Jump 100 feet in air on bike
Up, Up, Down, Down, Square, Circle, L1, R1, Triangle, Down. Everyone bikini babes, all cars beach cars, Cj in shorts and flipflops.
Right, Up, R1, R1, R1, Down, Triangle, Triangle, X, Circle, L1, L1 Spawn a Monster
Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, Up, Down, Right, L1 spawn a parachute
Circle, Up, L1, L2, Down, R1, L1, L1, Left, Left, X, Triangle. Stuntplane
triangle,up,up,left,right,square,circle,left Max Muscle
SQUARE, L1, R1, RIGHT, X, UP, L1, LEFT, LEFT always midnight (time stuck at 00:00)
Up, Left, X, Triangle, R1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L2 Super Punch
up, L1, R1, up, right, up, x, L2, x, L1 Increase car speed
up, up, square, L2, right, x, R1, down, R2, circle Full Weapon Aiming Whilst Driving
square, down, L2, up, L1, circle, up, x, left Cars Fly
DOWN, SQUARE, UP, R2, R2, UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP Recruit Anyone (9mm)
Down, Left, L1, Down, Down, R2, Down, L2, Down Infinite Lung Capacity
Left, Left, L2, R1, Right, Square, Square, L1, L2, X Orange Sky
R2, L1, L1, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP, UP, X, L1, LEFT spawn dozer
Up, Down, L1, L1, L2, L2, L1, L2, R1, R2 Sand Storm
X, Down, Up, R2, Down, Triangle, L1, Triangle, Left No Peds, Hardly any traffic, Parked cars still spawn
Triangle, Triangle, L1, Square, Square, Circle, Square, Down, Circle Civilians are fast food workers & clowns, CJ is a clown, cars are pizza scooter, BF Injection, HotKnife, Tug, Quad, etc.
up,x,triangle,x,triangle,x,square,R2,right all taxis get nitro + jump up when you press L3
x,x,square,r1,l1,x,down,left,x andrenaline mode
RIGHT, R2, UP, UP, R2, CIRCLE, SQUARE, R2, L1, RIGHT, DOWN, L1 Aggressive Drivers
R2, R2, R2, X, L2, L1, R2, L1, DOWN, X Recruits Anyone (w/Rockets)
Down, X, Right, Left, Right, R1, Right, Down, Up, Triangle Infinite health, still hurt from explosions, drowning, and falling.
square,square,R2,left,up,square,R2,X,X,X Improve Suspension
L1, Circle, Triangle, L1, L1, Square, L2, Up, Down, Left All Pedestrians Are Elvis
DOWN, SQUARE, X, LEFT, R1, R2, LEFT, DOWN, DOWN, L1, L1, L1 Hitman In all weapon
L1, R1, SQUARE, R1, LEFT, R2, R1, LEFT, SQUARE, DOWN, L1, L1 Inf Ammo
L2, RIGHT, L1, TRIANGLE, RIGHT, RIGHT, R1, L1, RIGHT, L1, L1, L1 Chaos mode
CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, UP, CIRCLE, R1, L2, UP, TRIANGLE, L1, L1, L1 Max Sex appeal
L2, RIGHT, L1, UP, X, L1, L2, R2, R1, L1, L1, L1 All Traffic is Junk Cars
L1, R1, TRIANGLE, DOWN, R2, X, L1, UP, L2, L2, L1, L1 Max Respect
LEFT, TRIANGLE, R1, L1, UP, SQUARE, TRIANGLE, DOWN, CIRCLE, L2, L1, L1 All Cars Nos
TRIANGLE, LEFT, SQUARE, R2, UP, L2, DOWN, L1, X, L1, L1, L1 Traffic is Country Vehicles
SQUARE, L2, X, R1, L2, L2, LEFT, R1, RIGHT, L1, L1, L1 Max All Vehicle stats (Driving, Flying Bike, Cycling)
X, L1, UP, SQUARE, DOWN, X, L2, TRIANGLE, DOWN, R1, L1, L1 Peds Attack (Guns)
R1, UP, LEFT, RIGHT, R2, UP, RIGHT, SQUARE, RIGHT, L2, L1, L1 Spawn Tanker
CIRCLE, X, L1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, CIRCLE, R1, R2, L2, L1, L1 Spawn Hunter
L2, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, SQUARE, LEFT, R2, SQUARE, X, R1, L1, L1 Weather Cloudy
Left, Right, Right, Right, Left, X, Down, Up, Square, Right Gang members spawn much faster
X, Square, Down, X, Square, Up, R1, R1 Calls the nearest ped to get in your car or get on your bike. Only gives a confirmation message if you're in a vehicle and there's a ped nearby.

Waka waka lirik

Waka waka, ... By SHAKIRA




Oooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh

You're a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
Get back in the saddle

You're on the front line
Everyone's watching
You know it's serious
We are getting closer
This isn't over

The pressure is on
You feel it
But you got it all
Believe it

When you fall get up, oh oh
If you fall get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Cuz this is Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Listen to your God
This is our motto
Your time to shine
Don't wait in line
Y vamos por todo

People are raising
Their expectations
Go on and feed them
This is your moment
No hesitations

Today's your day
I feel it
You paved the way
Believe it

If you get down get up, oh oh
When you get down get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Awela Majoni Biggie Biggie Mama One A To Zet
Athi sithi LaMajoni Biggie Biggie Mama From East To West
Bathi . . . Waka Waka Ma Eh Eh Waka Waka Ma Eh Eh
Zonke zizwe mazi buye
Cuz this is Africa

Voice: Tsamina mina, Anawa a a
Tsamina mina
Tsamina mina, Anawa a a

Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a

Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a

(2x) This time for Africa

(2x) We're all Africa

:)

Bola Gila ....

Berikut ni guambar2 dari kegilaan bola, mumpung msih dalam rangka Piala Dunia kan cuy .....
Okelah gak pake basa basi lagie, ..... CEkiptoot. ....


Bola Raksasa bro ,.... Bolanya Segitu nyang maen segimana gedhenya????




Ternyata Ayam gak cuman di kampus aja :), ... Si ayam punya HHoooby baru maen Bola ,....
ASssiiiikkkk





Wah ne anak masih kebayang2 maen bola semalem kale ya, ... masak Pak Polisi mo di tendang aja, ... Lu kira pala Pak Polisi Bola ye ,.... ckckckck



Tendangan Kepala Batu .... Wkwkwkwk, ...
Judul'e Tiada Gawang Mukapun Bolehlah jadi Sasaran




Ne yang terakhir paling Kocak Sob .....




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Pak Polisi meo Nendang Kepala Pengemudi motor cuy, ...
Mungkin Pak Pol Geemes ma helm tu Pengemudi yang kincolng kaya bola ,,..
gak kukukukuhhhh ..

:)

Santa Gokilun ...

Gambar-Gambar Santacaluse nyang keren .....


Santa yang suka Surfing, ...
Ne santa mungkin sebelum direkrut jadi santaclause sebelumnya jadi anak panati kali ye, ... Santai man ..... wkwkwk



Santa si tukang Kebut ....
Wah ni Santa mesti keilangan Rusa terbangnya nech .... Tapi lumayan lah naek motor, daripada naek angkot ... kan lebih repot kale ... wkwkwk


Santa Bugil ..... :)

Ne santa paling Gokil sob, ... selain Jenggot putih khas yang dia punya, kali ne dia mau mamerin Jengggot nyang laen yang jauh lebih tebel ... ha ha ha , ... (gak dingin apa ya)



Neh diya Favorit aye, .... SANTA CABUL, ....
Tu om Santa lage ngeliatin apaan coba???? wkwkwkwkwk

Pengamanan Sandal /...

SANDALKU SAYANG SANDALKU ILANG. ....

UNtuk anda yang sering kehilangan Sandal saat Shalat JUmat, ... berikut ni ada dikit tips sob. Jadi kita gak perlu was2 lage dalam menjalankan Sholat Jum'at ...

Tipsnya Nyaitu ..... :
1. Pilihlah lokasi untuk bersholat jumat yang telah anda ketahui seluk beluknya, minimal anda mengetahui lokasi yang aman untuk meletakkan sandal. Kalaupun anda ingin bersholat jumat di masjid yang baru anda kenal, biasakan untuk melakukan survey terlebih dahulu dipagi harinya guna menentukan lokasi yang pas untuk menempatkan sandal/spatu tersayang.



2. Pergunakan lah sandal/sepatu yang tidak terlalu mahal hingga tidak mengundang mata nakal untuk mengambilnya. Motonya adalah "SEMAKIN BUSUK SANDAL/SEPATU ANDA MAKA SEMAKIN SEGAN MALING UNTUK MENGAMBILNYA" .... :)


3. Bawalah kantong plastik untuk membungkus sandal higga bisa dibawa masuk.



4. Untuk lebih aman dan nyaman, ... belilah seperangkat alat gembok untuk mengamankan Sandal anda tercinta.

5. Selamat Mencoba :)



Tingkah Polah Anak2 Jayoes ...

Ada ada aja sob Tingkah Polah ANak-anak Jaman Sekarang ... Tingkahnya uaneh bin nyleneh. Kalo gak Percaya Langsung CEk di Bawah .....



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Sok Tuwir buanget Gak shi ???? Pengen Nimpuk pake shower dezh .....





Wah nyang nie Da Baakat jadi Bintang Majalah Dewasa Sob ... wkwkwkwkwk (Teruskan perjuanganmu NAK )




Wadddduuuuuuuhhhh, .... nie balita Lagi Ngapain???? Ngeilatin Black Hole ya ??? Wkwkwkwk







WWWiiiiiddddih, ... belagu banget ni anak. Tak timpuk pake botol baru tau rasa lu ,....
WKWKWKWKkkk





Yang ini ni Baru Bayi yang Positif, .... Mau Jadi penerus om Ade Ray ya dek ... BAGUUUSSS!!!




NAH YANG INI GAK BOLEH DITIRU YHAAAAA......
NE anak Bakalan buat Video Heboh kaya Arul dan LUnyat Mayat .....





Dampak FB ... Ati ati lho

Dampak Buruk Facebook

Dari posting sebelumnya dijelaskan Sisi Positif dan Negatif dari Facebook ditinjau dari Islam. Berikut dampak buruk secara umum afwan link dari website umum, karena postingann ini utk dampak secara umum. Kebenaran mohon di cek lagi, kabarkan kalau ada yg salah di comment.

1. Pembunuhan terhadap istri
Link :http://www.tempointeraktif.com/hg/it/2009/02/05/brk,20090205-158635,id.html
Seorang suami di Inggris, dua pekan lalu dijatuhi vonis seumur hidup karena membunuh istrinya. Penyebabnya, si istri mengubah status di Facebook menjadi "single" alias lajang.

2. Penurunan pendapatan di Australia
Link : http://rendradipa.multiply.com/journal/item/3
Kutipan : Semenjak ada Facebook, pendapatan perusahaan-perusahaan di Australia berkurang sampai 5 juta dolar. Dan Facebook mempunyai dampak atas menurunnya produktivitas para pegawai di Australia!

3. Menurunnya Nilai Ujian di Ohio State University
Link : http://huu132.buzzdsign.com/berita-komentar/dampak-facebook/
Kutipan : Disebutkan bahwa 65% mahasiswa setiap hari mengakses Facebook minimal satu kali dan menghabiskan setidaknya satu jam di laman tersebut. Yang menarik, 79% dari pengguna Facebook merasa bahwa menggunakan laman tersebut tidak mempengaruhi kualitas pekerjaan mereka. Namun yang terpengaruh adalah nilai ujian.

4. Seseorang Mencuri Laptop di Amerika Serikat
Link : http://yoyok198.blogspot.com/2009/02/hati-hati-sobat-demam-jejaring-sosial.html
Kutipan : Bradenton, Florida, Amerika Serikat. Hanya demi mengecek akun Facebook miliknya, seorang pria berusia 19 tahun yang tidak disebutkan identitasnya merampas
sebuah laptop milik seorang pelanggan kedai kopi Starbucks

5. Dampak Facebook Pada Sisi Biologis Seseorang
Link : http://sofyan.phpnet.us/index.php/pengetahuan-umum/704-dampak-facebook-pada-sisi-biologis-seseorang.html
Kutipan : Dr Aric Sigman memberikan gambaran bahwa kebiasaan bergaul via situs pertemanan tersebut berpotensi mengurangi kegiatan sosialisasi antar manusia di kehidupan nyata. Hal inilah yang kemudian akan berdampak pada sisi-sisi biologis manusia. Beberapa diantaranya adalah mengubah alur kerja gen, menghambat respons sistem imun, tingkat hormon, dan fungsi arteri serta memengaruhi kondisi mental. Buntutnya, hal tersebut akan meningkatkan potensi resiko gangguan kesehatan seperti kanker, stroke, penyakit jantung dan dementia (kelainan jiwa).

6. Menyekap seorang wanita dan menyiksa karena Facebook
Link : http://t.ianimaru.com/face-book-menjamur-dikalangan-dunia-maya.htm
Kutipan : menyekap dan menganiaya ceweknya selama 18 hari dikediaman orang tua si cowok, alasan yang memicu si cowok melakukan tindakan tersebut adalah hanya karena pada hari valintine atau hari kasih sayang tgl 14 februari kemaren si cewek banyak mendapatkan ucapan dari temen2 cowoknya di facebook…..(miris banget kan)

7. Perceraian
Link : http://herveendoank.blogspot.com/2009/02/cerai-di-facebook.html
Kutipan : BLACKBURN - Hati siapa yang tak hancur jika dicerai suami yang telah menemani menjalani bahtera rumah tangga selama enam tahun? Terlebih jika kata cerai diungkapkan sang suami lewat situs jejaring sosial Facebook, tanpa diketahuinya.

8. Hubungan tidak jelas dg org lain
Link : http://gilaforum.com/index.php?action=printpage;topic=7636.0
Salah satunya menimpa Vira (bukan nama sebenarnya), perempuan berusia 30-an dengan jenjang karier eksekutif di perusahaannya. Sama seperti pengguna FB di berbagai tempat, Vira juga keranjingan. Tiada hari tanpa memperbarui perkembangan terbaru dari akun pribadi dan tak lupa menjelajahi satu per satu kabar teman-temannya di FB.

9. Koleksi dampak buruk Facebook dari http://dhidik.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/dampak-facebook/
1. Mengurangi kinerja
2. Berkurangnya perhatian terhadap keluarga
3.Tergantikanya kehidupan sosial
4.Batasan ranah pribadi dan sosial yang menjadi kabur
5. Tersebarnya data penting yang tidak semestinya
6. Pornografi
7. Pemanfaatan untuk kegiatan negatif
8. Memperngaruhi kesehatan (masih perdebatan)